Girls basketball team forfeits playoff game refusing to play against biological male – S
In a dramatic and principled stand, a girls’ basketball team has made the difficult decision to forfeit their playoff game rather than compete against a team featuring a biological male player. This decision, driven by concerns over fairness and safety,…
Lia William Thomas Permanently Banned From Olympics “Go Swim With Men” – S
In a controversial and unprecedented decision, Lia William Thomas has been permanently banned from participating in the Olympics, with officials bluntly stating, “Go swim with men.” This ruling has ignited a firestorm of debate within the sports community and beyond,…
TRUE: John Elway Bans Anthem Kneeling, Says ‘Kneel On My Field Ad You’re Fired On The Spot’ – S
In an unexpected twist in the world of NFL controversies, Denver Broncos’ executive John Elway has released a jaw-dropping mandate: “Kneel on my field, and you’re fired on the spot.” But rumor has it, there’s a secret codicil that’s been…
TRUE: Roseanne’s New Morning Show on Fox Breaks Viewer Records, Surpasses ‘The View’ – S
In a television shake-up that has sent shockwaves through morning programming, Roseanne Barr’s debut morning show on Fox has not only shattered viewership records but has boldly overtaken the long-reigning morning giant, ‘The View.’ The unexpected success of Roseanne’s…
Brєaking: CMT Issuєs Lifєtimє Ban on Taylor Swift, “Shє’s Worsє Than Garth Brooks” – S
Country Music Television (CMT) has taken a decisive stance by banning Taylor Swift from their channel, asserting that her presence is deemed more unfavorable than that of iconic country star Garth Brooks. The decision, which marks a notable shift…
New England Patriots Coach Makes It Absolutely Clear, ‘There Won’t Be Any Anthem Kneeling in the Upcoming Match’
In a move that has stirred up both cheers and controversy, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has reportedly made it clear to his players that kneeling during the national anthem will not be tolerated in the upcoming game….
Floyd Mayweather Surprised The World When He And Cristiano Ronaldo Experienced The Only Supercar In The World That Can ‘transform’ Into An Airplane To Celebrate Cr7 Creating A Youtube Channel
Floyd Mayweather and Cristiano Ronaldo Unveil World’s Only Transforming Supercar to Celebrate CR7’s New YouTube Channel In a dazzling display of luxury and innovation, boxing legend Floyd Mayweather and soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo have surprised the world by showcasing a…
Gordon Ramsay Throws Tim Walz Out of Hell’s Kitchen: “Don’t Come Back Here You Woke Creep” CT
In a move that sent shockwaves through both the culinary world and political spheres, famed chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly threw Minnesota Governor Tim Walz out of his hit show Hell’s Kitchen last night, calling the politician a “woke creep” after…
Breaking: 15 Players Were Disqualified For Anthem Kneeling At The NFL Opening Ceremony, “Kneel For The Flag”-Thung
In a move that can only be described as a masterclass in prioritizing optics over athleticism, the NFL kicked off its new season by disqualifying 15 players for kneeling during the national anthem at the opening ceremony. That’s right—15 professional…
Breakiղg: Kid Rock Decliղes $150 Millioղ Show With Garth Brooks, “He’s Woke aղd Gets Booed A Lot” – S
In a surprising turn of events, controversial rocker Kid Rock has turned down a lucrative opportunity to perform alongside country music icon Garth Brooks in a $150 million show. Rock cited Brooks’ perceived “wokeness” and frequent booing as reasons…